I just couldn’t wait to see my girlfriend, Stephanie from a previous trip and decided to shoot down to Costa Rica for three nights on the way back from a business trip.
She had exchanged emails a few times from my last trip, and had since moved to Jaco Beach. I had yet to visit this Costa Rica party town, and figured Stephanie would be a good excuse.
I called her the night before the trip and everything seemed fine until I rolled into the La Amistad Hotel on a Friday night, and called her only to get first ring go right to voice mail. I’ll just get right to the point, and tell you now she never answered the phone, so I was forced to have relations with several other hot ticas during my extended weekend.
I walked over to New Fantasy to clear the pipes, but waited until 3pm the next day before taking the Interbus Shuttle just in case she decided to call. I paid $30, and was pleased to be the only person in the van. We started on the New Expressway, but to my unfortunate surprise got detoured onto the old road. This brand new road that everyone is talking about can’t stand up to the rainy season in Costa Rica.
After three hours I checked into Clarita’s just as a heavy downpour started and had to hang out in the hotel for a while. As you can guess straight to voice mail again with Stephanie. I took a taxi to the Beattle Bar, and was pleased to see that “green season” was creating a buyers market. There were plenty of chicas and not very many paying gringos.
I narrowed down my choices where a hot flaca from Guanacaste who looked alot like Stephanie and a 35 year old from the Dominican Republic with a nice rack. She really did a nice job working on the package in the bar, but I had to turn down the hard sell and go with the younger model.
Turns out her name is Jessica, and I had talked to her before at the Key Largo Bar in San Jose. She was a really nice girl with a nice body for me, slim and nice pair of tits. She gave me a BBBJ and road hard until I came all over her tits. The session turned out to be one of the highlights of the trip, and was a nice reward after the journey to Jaco.
I slept late the next day, and the rain hadn’t come yet when I walked into town. I had some pizza for lunch and got more cash from the ATM. I took a dip in the pool at Clarita’s and had a little nap, then headed to the Beatle Bar, but 7pm was just too early even for a Saturday. After a few hours of nursing Imperial Beer the girls started to roll in, and I met a girl who lived locally. She wasn’t the prettiest girl in the bunch, and she had alot to say about her little bambino.
I decided to get down to business, and she wanted $100 right out of the gate. I just didn’t think she had the body for that and countered at $50. She wasn’t very happy with that, but we sat there for another twenty minutes and I would’t budge. I ordered her another drink, and in my Negotiating Experience when they stick around like that after being low balled, well it means they don’t see any other options.
She relented at $50 and made me promise not to tell anyone, and we went back to my hotel. To be honest she just wasn’t into it, and so I decided to make her work hard for my leche and $50. This one didn’t ride me, and instead I rode her hard thanks to the abundance of male enhancement products in Costa Rica. She had the nerve to ask for a tip and taxi money and I showed her the door.
I had dinner at what had been the Colonial Restaurant and is now a steakhouse. The steak was overpriced and inferior to Clarita’s. On my way back to Beatle Bar I dogged some trannys in town and the selection didn’t really impress me time around.
Two desperate chicas keep pestering me trying to get a duo for $100, but I know better than to take on two sharks at the same time.
I did meet one expat who told me the name of a daytime place where there are chicas working during the day in Jaco. I never made it around there, but it’s supposedly an beach bar located on the street that comes out onto the main road where the old Colonial is located. I’d love if someone had more information.
The following day I got back to San Jose around noon, and this time I checked into the Sportsmens Lodge. I went straight to Relax MP, but the Sunday line up was not that great. I picked the an old favorite, Jenni and while not exactly my type she gives one heel of a BBBJ. She is showing a little bit with the pregnancy, but still service with a smile so I have her a tip.
I am definitely looking forward to my next trip, but maybe I’ll just stay in San Jose.
Editor’s Note
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