Cubadave's Photo of Pirate Hostess Yoselin

On Saturday evening the lovely hostesses at the Pirate Club in San Jose, Costa Rica will give a demonstration on the correct way to have an orgasm through the use of a Sybian. If this event is like previous ones, then also expect to see plenty of well lubricated girls dance on the bar go down on each other as well.

The show will start at approximately 8:30pm, and the cover charge will vary between c4,000 and c6,000 depending on the number of performers and attendees.

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Ready to Defend Costa Rica

After weeks of diplomacy and in a complete surprise move the Costa Rican ministry of public security dealt a decisive blow against the communist armies of Nicaragua in their occupation of Isla Calero on the Rio San Juan.

Reports are that Sandinista forces loyal to General Eden Pastora are in disarray following the deployment of the Costa Rica Ticas, an elite specialist group recruited from among the ranks of the Costa Rica National Guard.

Word is that enemy forces were caught with their pants down and quickly surrendered after being offered a free night in the Hotel Del Rey, resident cedulas with refugee status, and all the chifrijo they can eat.

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